Words and Pictures and Noise
{ Monthly Archives }
The universal remote my family got to replace the tv one they lost has got a “magic” button on it. What the fuck. When I press it nothing changes on the tv, I worry that somewhere I am turning frogs into pumpkins, or something equally sinister…
Oh, Now That Can’t Be Good…
2008
Acrylic on canvas
18″ x 24″
It’s for sale! $150. If you’re keen send me an email – eddie@makeshift.co.nz
Whales eat too many fish!
these cockroaches, this selfish infestation
they take all the fish from us,
we need that fish.
it is no longer necessary to protect them,
like countless indigenous minorities
we’ve been too kind for too long
it’s reverse racism
discriminating against noble, struggling fish
just so these delicious thieves can clog up the oceans
bumping into ships and generally being a nuisance
I can’t remember the last time I tried to go for a swim
and wasn’t bothered by excess whales and whale related paraphernalia
and we all know they make good soup, we all know it
I hope someone goes after the lazy pandas next
Business Time
2008
Acrylic on canvas
24″ x 18″
It’s for sale! $150. If you’re keen send me an email – eddie@makeshift.co.nz
Self Portrait as Someone Else Entirely (Colour Blinded)
2007
Acrylic and ink on board
160 x 315 mm (ish), framed
It’s for sale! $150. If you’re keen send me an email – eddie@makeshift.co.nz