August 2009

Invisible Army

So the other day (and by that I mean any time in the last ten years) I was reading an interview with Alan Moore about writing Watchmen and the process he and Dave Gibbons went through creating it. I was convinced it had been his interview in Writers on Comics Scriptwriting, until I looked it up today and it turns out that actually he’s not interviewed in there at all. So now I have no idea where I was reading it, and thus can’t quote it or provide references.

Anyway in this interview he makes the argument that if a comic’s writer and artist are both doing their jobs properly you shouldn’t be aware of them. If you notice the art in a comic, even if you’re impressed by it, then that’s taking your attention away from the story, and telling the story, immersing the reader in it should be a creator’s primary aim. Same with the writing – if you’re aware of how well the story is written then that’s taking you out of the story itself. Showing off is counter-productive. Moore expressed it much better than that, but as I say I can’t remember where so I can’t find it for you. I do remember that he uses an example of the page layout in Watchmen, which is based uniformly on a nine panel grid. This means the layout slips into the background, becomes ignored, lets the story take prominence. Or something.

Then today quite by chance I found a post on Coilhouse.net talking about Jack Vance, a fantasy writer who predated Tolkien with a book of short stories published in 1950. The article starts with a quote from Vance:

A reader is not supposed to be aware that someone’s written the story. He’s supposed to be completely immersed, submerged in the environment.

Exactly. This essentially amounts to an argument against post-modernism, and I think I’m fine with that. Just have a look at Kill Bill, a collection of showy techniques and clever tricks that, when you get down to it, has fuck-all of a plot and what little is there is trite. Tarantino has always been a show-off, but whereas Pulp Fiction was look-at-me-use-my-amazing-directorial-skills-to-tell-this-story, Kill Bill was very much look-at-me-use-my-amazing-directorial-skills. If you have something to say (and there’s plenty of artists out there in all genres who, if they stopped to think about it, whould have to admit they don’t) then surely you want your work to express your point as strongly and as clearly as possible. And in some cases doing something tricky may help (Memento going backwards, say), but if it doesn’t add anything to the story then really, you’re just doing it to be cool. And the best artists aren’t cool; they’re invisible.

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When Digital Cameras Go Wrong

These haven’t been photoshopped at all, this is just how they came out of the camera. Wellington & Christchurch a few years ago.



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Tasty +


Now let’s be clear, I’m not having a go at them. I like it when people are enthusiastic about their food, about what they do. And while it would be nice if they could be grammatical when they do it, it’s totally fine if they’re not. I know what they mean. And it’s fun. And look at their open sign!

How neat is that?! This place is on K’Rd and sells a weird mix of kebabs and curries and pizzas and stuff, it’s like three or four more traditional food places all smooshed into one. I’ve never actually been in, so I’ve got no idea if it’s any good. Looks alright, though. And I always intended to go in, or at least I did until one day I saw this:


Come on. Yes, sure, you’re that much more correct. I bet you have heaps more customers now, countless scores of people walk past and go ‘Oh let’s not eat there honey, they don’t know how to phrase their – Oh my God! They’ve fixed it! I’m gonna get a pizza and a curry and a kebab right now!!’ And even if that was the case, we can still see the mistake! It’s right there under your flimsy bit of paper! Nobody wins.

This basically boils down to one thing: back yourself. If you make a sign, stick with it. Even if it’s not perfect it’s your sign and plenty of people like it and you’re doing just fine in terms of customers through the door despite the error. Just leave it. Or, if you decide you have to change it, it has to be fixed, once you had it pointed out to you you just couldn’t bear the mistake, then actually change the sign. Properly. Don’t be half-arsed about it, we’ll respect you less for your lack of commitment, either way. The phrase about being damned if you do or damned if you don’t is false; you’re far worse off if you sit on the fence. At least in terms of my patronage.

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Captain Secret

Captain Secret
I did this as a present for my family a few years ago. Gouache on brown paper, I forget how big. Like postcard size-ish, I think

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